35 Funny Memes And Tweets That Really Pack A Punch

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    Photo of two babies in a playpen with a sword in between with Tumblr text below that reads, "Can only pay for one college tuition. Start"
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    Tumblr post that reads, "I love little kids that share too much information. Today a girl came in with her mom to order food and I told her I liked her dress. She said 'Thanks my mom stole it from Target'"
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    Caption that reads, "How white dads answer the phone" above a yellow square
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    Funny tweet that reads, "We all know the Beverly Hills zip code is 90210, but the zip code for Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over)"
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    Caption that reads, "The fact she's wearing boots without socks bothers me more than the boots being clear" above a photo of a woman wearing clear plastic boots without socks
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    meme - Text - thehulk simon-lewis Follow "My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I taught her to say behold instead of look. We'd be at the store or something and she'd go to point out whatever damn thing she saw, "Daddy, behold!"* im having a great time in this thread abt kids doing kid stuff (via galpalactic) Source: galpalactic #THIS IS sO CUTE 43,406 notes
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    meme - Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian Source: earthdad
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    meme - Cart - evengalion i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way mmilhouse all cats is the same Source: hitmewithcute 35,550 notes
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    meme - Text - Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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    meme - Nose - "Ish that peesha? I love peesha!"
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    meme - Text - Consider John Frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp [Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.
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    meme - Text - Ally Gator @notacroc Chamande C3PO's full name is charles post office post office post office 11/7/16, 11:15 AM
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    meme - Product - When you drop something and say "whoopsey-daisy" Heavy Duty Whitest Whites
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    meme - Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer We just waited an hour to see our pediatrician. As soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said "This is a clock." Which was the most passive aggressive thingI have ever witnessed.
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    meme - Face - ACOVAINTANCES
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    meme - Text - BOSS: you're an hour late GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven't heard?
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    meme - Hair - caffeine caffeine caffeine CAFFEEEEEEEINE ade wi emalic
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    meme - Floor - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE We KnowMemes
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    meme - Giraffe - Joey Tribbiani @JoeyTribbiani Work till you can afford a giraffe Cameron Smith @camsmith 13 odd flex but ok
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    meme - Text - garbage @sugarfoot34 *using Ouija board* "hello, is there anyone there" *Y* *O* *U* "U* *U* *U* "ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
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    meme - Painting - Post Malonilisa is a true work of art
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    meme - Text - not a guy @NicCageMatch Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
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    meme - Text - just viv @pxwertrip Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized arandomthot This hits home a little too hard
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    meme - Text - What's wrong? When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel's house party in The Fast and The Furious 1, they're playing "I Got Hoes" by Ludacris on the stereo. But In 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ludacris appears as street racer Tej Parker. So in the Fast & Furious Universe who sang "I Got Hoes"? Was it Tej? Was it Ludacris? Does Ludacris exist? And if not, what happenned to the Hoes? Who got them now? Are the Hoes OK? nothing Send tyui qwer
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    meme - Vertebrate - Branch Manager and Assistant Branch Manager
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    meme - Mammal - FLUFF TEST @CuteBunnehRabbits 3
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    meme - Text - Ashley Nicole Black Follow @ashleyn1cole Just walked past a meeting in progress, and my dog was like "Hold up, these business people want to pet me." And I was like "We have shit to do & they're busy." And she was like "Nah. Imma wait." Reader, they DID want to pet her. May we all have the confidence of a lil chonky dog 12:05 pm 26 Mar 2019 844 Retweets 11,427 Likes
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    meme - Text - D Tetris block names There are seven total Tetris blocks, and knowing which is which at a glance is essential to mastering the game. uring Orange Ricky Hero with ck to hud Blue Toowee Ricky Cleveland ation Smashboy Rhode Island 12 Someone out there on the internet found the original booklet that came with the original Nintendo system version of "Tetris' and, hold on to your hats people, the blocks have na THE BLOCKS HAVE NAMES! TTL
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    meme - Text - Jake @JMRogers14 laundry: washing: 40 minutes drying: 60 minutes putting away: 7 to 14 business days
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    meme - Text - Caleb Burke Saturday at 16:32Q For a song called piano man the dude with the harmonica won't shut the f ck up
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    meme - Painting - WOw imagine being THIS good at painting flowers and yet completely incapable of rendering even a passable image of a cat
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    meme - Text - The Last TOP @JUSLIKEMIKE911 6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "I like men not women." Nephew: *silence*.."So why don't you have a husband?" Me:
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    meme - Text - portia @catluvr420 christians if you die and anubis is waiting for you instead ofjesus what would you say 1:49 AM-27 Feb 19 1 Like asra @magicthot 1m Replying to @catluvr420 sick fursuit jeezy boy

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